Create-a-caption: ‘Okay, what if we gave you your own city?’

It’s unofficial Kevin Harvick Day today at The Marbles, and so we give you this photo for captioning. What might Richard Childress be offering to Mr. Harvick to stay around for a couple more years? Make your guess, friends, make your guess …

After the jump, Jimmie Johnson and Tony Stewart get frisky.

Mister F:
JJ: I’m not flirting, I’m drafting.
TS: Okay, but no bump drafting.

jamal:
Jimmie demonstrates the new form of cheating the 48 team plans to
incorporate into the upcoming season: stealing Tony Stewart’s left arm.

Chuck D:
I can’t get that hamster out if you don’t stop moving!

Create-a-caption: ‘Okay, what if we gave you your own city?’